YB Blooms

There's lots of speculation around the web about Orlando Bloom playing YB in a Miramax film.  It's strange that people are so fascinated by which actor gets the part, be it OB (Old Bond) or YB.  But whichever way, Pete at A Perfectly Cromulent Blog says:

"Killer eels.  I sincerely hope they also a) shriek or b) have frickin' laser beams attached to their heads."